March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
calmgiant:
How to properly pronounce Bon Iver
Watchcorirnne:
oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake
kurtsies:
do you ever laugh at the glee fandom
and then remember that you’re part of it
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February 2012
that age when we all thought the name bob was funny
youvegotasmile:
imagine tomorrow we all woke up and razr phones were popular again
textposter:
S.S. Friend Ship
africans:
2004:
2012:
Training Video: Firearms are NOT permitted in or around Chuck E Cheese
Me: Well now I feel stupid for having brought my gun
molluminati:
my mom took away my computer but jokes on her because I have an iPod and wifi
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ethan doesn’t want to go to prom but i’m going to make him take me lol txt it
friend: marco
me: yolo
ethan thinks memes are funny oh dear LORD what i have a gotten myself into
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
blainiacs:
oh man, my tv accidentally messed up and skipped the long, heartfelt tribute and achievement award for harry potter, i hope someone uploads it soon!
Me: (◡‿◡✿)
Someone: Your otp sucks
Me: (☉‿☉✿)
topherbrinked:
if you think harry potter seriously deserves anything beyond technical oscars
you need to start watching movies that aren’t harry potter
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
snookidoughicecream:
adam sandler’s life is just like my blog
it got progressively less funny over time to the point where it is just pathetic
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
